Pirate Boots: Every Captain Needs 'Em
Avast Ye Matey! Before we get down to business, let me be tellin' ye a joke. Why didn't the father take his son to see the pirate movie? Because it was rated “Arrr.” Aye, ye be having no sense of humor, which is something ye need if ye want to live the life of a pirate! Alrighty, let's be having a look at ye: I see a skull and crossbones hat; very good. I also see a pirate shirt and buccaneer coat—both very important. Ah, I see what ye be missing: Ye don't have a pair of pirate boots that will be able to stand up life on the Seven Seas. Don't worry – ye came to the right place!
Men's Pirate Boots
Alright ye scalawag, step right up and see what I be havin' to offer. Perhaps ye'd be interested in a pair of Captain Jack pirate boots or Captain Barbossa pirate boots? Aye, if they be fine enough for a captain, shouldn't they be good enough for the likes of ye? Don't worry, just in case these pirate boots don't suit yer fancy, I have other pairs for ye to be lookin' at. Just so ye know: I only sell pirate boots in pairs, it matters not to me that ye be havin' a peg leg.
Women's Pirate Boots
Aye, what have we here? A saucy lass wants to try her hand at life on a pirate ship? Times can get tough young missy. Ye may be chased by the Queen's Navy, caught in dreadful storms, or attacked by terrible creatures from the sea. If ye are going to make it, ye will need to keep yer feet. Alright then lass, if ye really are serious, here's a pair of women's pirate boots that ought to be just what yer lookin' for.
Children's Pirate Boots
What's this ye be sayin'? Ye want to take yer buckaroo out on the open seas? Are ye mad? Well, a pirate I may be, but that doesn't mean I should be givin' out parentin' advice. If ye want to take yer wee one out on the big blue, that's fine with me. Especially if yer interested in purchasing these here children's pirate boots.
Whatever reason the sea may be callin' ye mate, I wish ye the best of luck. Just remember: Always keep yer pirate boots close at hand as ye never know when ye may be pullin' into port.
Men's Pirate Boots
Alright ye scalawag, step right up and see what I be havin' to offer. Perhaps ye'd be interested in a pair of Captain Jack pirate boots or Captain Barbossa pirate boots? Aye, if they be fine enough for a captain, shouldn't they be good enough for the likes of ye? Don't worry, just in case these pirate boots don't suit yer fancy, I have other pairs for ye to be lookin' at. Just so ye know: I only sell pirate boots in pairs, it matters not to me that ye be havin' a peg leg.
Women's Pirate Boots
Aye, what have we here? A saucy lass wants to try her hand at life on a pirate ship? Times can get tough young missy. Ye may be chased by the Queen's Navy, caught in dreadful storms, or attacked by terrible creatures from the sea. If ye are going to make it, ye will need to keep yer feet. Alright then lass, if ye really are serious, here's a pair of women's pirate boots that ought to be just what yer lookin' for.
Children's Pirate Boots
What's this ye be sayin'? Ye want to take yer buckaroo out on the open seas? Are ye mad? Well, a pirate I may be, but that doesn't mean I should be givin' out parentin' advice. If ye want to take yer wee one out on the big blue, that's fine with me. Especially if yer interested in purchasing these here children's pirate boots.
Whatever reason the sea may be callin' ye mate, I wish ye the best of luck. Just remember: Always keep yer pirate boots close at hand as ye never know when ye may be pullin' into port.
